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20. july. 11:52 | General aviation

A welcome to a new co-pilot from an old captain:

Son, your wife's legs have more time in the air than you do.

LH741: "Tower, give me a rough time-check!"

Tower: "It's Tuesday, Sir."

Pilot: "...Tower, please call me a fuel truck."

Tower: "Roger. You are a fuel truck."

Tower: "Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago ?"Pilot: "Negative, Sir. It's only the same pilot."

19. july. 23:09 | General aviation

Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems running them.

DOS: Everybody pushes it till it glides, then jumps on and lets it coast till it skids, then jumps off, pushes, jumps back on, etc.

18. july. 02:20 | General aviation

Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!"

Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!"

Pilots take no special joy in walking. Pilots like flying. - Neil Armstrong